there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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