Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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