I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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