Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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