is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
please come you make the beer taste better
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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