this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dignity is for republicans.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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