And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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