Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Randomize
