Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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