Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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