PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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