wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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