Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
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