not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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