i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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