we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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