Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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