he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
they're like a gay fantastic four
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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