At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Welp...herpes.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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