I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize