found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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