Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
