Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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