We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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