would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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