That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Green mimosas i think yes
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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