I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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