my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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