Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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