The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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