Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
