i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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