SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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