i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize