Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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