I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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