Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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