why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
is it fun? or sober?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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