Porn is love you can see.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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