She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I want to fling myself into the sun
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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