you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
