Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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