I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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