Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
