You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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