Sry I called you an 8
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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