just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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