But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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