I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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