I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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