This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Then you guys just all showered together...?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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