nut hugger
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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