booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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