it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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