ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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