I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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