Say something about gay babies.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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