You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
and she was petting her beer can
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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